MCU: Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Best Line: “We are Groot.”
Funniest Line: “There’s a little pee comin’ out of me right now.” (Peter, when the Collector talks about the Infinity Stones)
Worst Line: “You must be joking.”
Villain: Ronan
Villain Grade: B
Film Grade: A-
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 91%
My Opinion (after latest viewing): Unchanged
Best Relationship: Rocket and Groot
Worst Relationship: N/A
Best Casting: Dave Bautista
Worst Casting: Lee Pace
Best Crying: Chris Pratt
Worst Accent: N/A
Saddest Death: Groot
Best Scene: The Guardians sitting in a circle, deciding on a plan
Worst Scene: Quill forgetting the name of the women who he’d forgotten about, who was still on the ship after he found the Infinity Stone
Best Moment: Quill’s impromptu dance-off distraction
Worst Moment: Peter and Gamora almost kissing
Stan Lee Cameo: Flirting with a woman on Xandar
Other cameo(s): Josh Brolin
Mid-Credits Scene: N/A
Post-Credits Scene: Howard the Duck talking to The Collector
Best Uses of Music: The Five Stairsteps’ “Ooh Child” when Quill distracts Ronan; Blue Swede’s “Hooked On a Feeling” when the Guardians arrive at the prison (and we see Chris Pratt’s muscles)
Year Released: 2014
Year Takes Place: 2014
Vegan Notes: N/A
Twist: Quill is only half-Terran (from Earth)
Funniest Character: Drax
Realist Moment: Quill flipping off the monitor after they were all captured
I Tear Up When: Groot sacrifices himself for his friends
Oscar Nods: Makeup/Hairstyling, Visual Effects
Scene Stealer: Dave Bautista