Best Line: “If you’re nothing without the suit, then you shouldn’t have it.” (Tony to Peter)
Funniest Line: “Do you lay eggs?” (Ned to Peter, peppering him with questions about being Spider-Man)
Worst Line: “What are you wearing? Something skimpy, I hope.” (Tony flirting on video with Aunt May)
Villain: Vulture
Villain Grade: B+
Film Grade: A
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 92%
My Opinion (after latest viewing): Improved
Best Relationship: Peter and Tony
Worst Relationship: N/A
Best Casting: Zendaya
Worst Casting: N/A
Best Fight: Peter [sans suit] vs. Vulture
Best Crying: N/A
Worst Accent: N/A
Saddest Death: N/A
Best Scene: Peter and Vulture in the car on the way to Homecoming
Best Moment: Ned discovering Peter as Spider-Man
Worst Moment: Peter’s classmate asking partygoers to chant “Penis Parker”
Stan Lee Cameo: “Don’t make me come down there, you punk!”
Other Cameos: Chris Evans, Gwyneth Paltrow
Mid-Credits Scene: Vulture in jail; a person he knows vows to get Spidey killed, and he says he doesn’t know who he is
Post-Credits Scene: Cap filming an educational video about patience; “how many more of these?”
Best Use of Music: The Ramones’ “Blitzkrieg Bop” over closing credits
Year Released: 2017
Year Takes Place: 2016
Vegan Notes: Minus–Aunt Mae makes a non-vegan meal for her and Peter
Twist: Vulture is Liz’s dad
Funniest Character: Ned
Realist Moment: Monotonous tour guide at the Washington Monument
I Tear Up When: N/A
Oscar Nods: N/A
Scene Stealer: Zendaya
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